Read my fanfic on Ao3: Italian is the new Trigedasleng

Save me, Barry!


The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes
but in having new eyes.



Bad things should happen to bad people.
We find someone not so bad, maybe he'll end up not so dead.




[...]There' s Bernie laying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing... No, not chewing... Popping.
So I said to him, I said, " Bernie, you pop that gum one more time..."
And he did..
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots...
into his head.


Shepard... I'm yours..